Things Faculty are Not Allowed to do at AQLM
1. Brag about how good the food is at Phusion.
2. Appear well rested.
3. Take responsibility for mistakes in our lab handouts or lecture notes.
4. Admit that we own stock in the company that makes Funions.
5. Restrict Aleks to no more than 10 questions per lecture.
6. Admit that we all use Vectashield with DAPI. It's so easy!
7. Tell the students about the down comforters and jacuzzi in the faculty wing of Swope.
8. Admit that we have NO idea what Rainer is talking about.
9. Chortle and wink while saying "That's a really good question..."
10. Admit that we don't know how to do the spectral conflict either.