A Quantification in Loving Microscopy

Student:instructor::33:72 +/- a few beers

Number of Swope meals: decaying exponential

Cases of beer: 56  cases +/- 12 or 24 bottles 

Number of pizzas: 30 +/-1

Number of disco balls: 1 

Number of rotations: still spinning

Number of holidays missed: 1

Number of phone calls home: 0.00001

Number of hats: 7

Number of questions: Alex * 9 days

Number of hours of sleep per night: 2 +/- 4 with offset = 2

Cups of coffee: billions and billions served

Number of beads counted: only the TA's know for sure +/- 30,000